is now possible, due to my new process called: The Three-or-Four Steps to NOT Dying Before You're 20! Allow me to introduce...
Step 1) Think Positive When Regarding The Future...
I know that this is a difficult thing to do, be positive, but its absolutely necessary to survival. It's a teenager's best tool for motivation to get out of bed in the morning. Use it.
Step 2) Be Cool, Stay in School...
While school may be the root of a lot of your frustration now, it will be the source of most of your success in later years. Need I say more?
Step 3-) Stay Out of Trouble... Of All Kinds!
Trouble with your parents, trouble with the principle, trouble with the law or whatever; stay out of it! Otherwise, your only causing more stress in your life. The avoidance of trouble is the avoidance of stress; the avoidance of stress is the act of advocating relaxation.
Step or-Four) Procrastination...
Its harmful to survival. It often allows a huge-blind side of disaster to sneak up behind you and take you out. Some people have said things like...
But I disagree. We all know Boromir was all about personal gain, not teamwork, anyway. So, in order to survive, I recommend not procrastinating. Why put off until tomorrow what can be done today?
Well, there you have my three-or-four steps to NOT dying before you're 20. Hopefully you can put them to good use. They work.
~Ian James~
Nice, hee hee. I think I'll pass this one on to my newly teenager son! I hope he pays attention to your steps. (wink)
ReplyDeleteIf he pays good attention to my steps and is sure to follow them to the letter, it will definitely pay off for him.
ReplyDeleteThanks for reading!